{"product_id":"fuck-taxes","title":"FUCK TAXES","description":"\u003cp\u003eEveryone pays taxes. Not everyone has the nerve to say it out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis t-shirt isn't political. It's honest. Because between what you earn and what you keep, there's a conversation nobody dares to have — except at Haussmann.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor those who build, create, and watch the result melt away every year with the forced smile of someone who has no choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% premium cotton jersey. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack centre illustration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMoney is made. So are taxes. 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